Kite Scoop Forum

No doubt , Melbourne Bitter or VB stubs, none of this "clear glass with a slice of lemon". proves those beers need added flavour, but damn, a slice of lemon or lime?... get outta here! haha

haha VB? id rather drink camel piss!

i havnt made this slushy yet but it sounded cool. i want to put tequila and stuff into it and see how it turns out. whats better than gettin drunk from eating the best fruit in existance? haha

Bump, bump. Yea pretty drunk in a middle of nowhere. Vodka Cranberry is the shit. Tastes just like cranberry.

quarter to 4 am, i'm fucking wankered!

university surf and windsurf club ceilidh tonight followed by some club down a back alley that i didn't know existed. shit am i drunk!

peace scoopers!

Giving the Scoop a good name. Job well done, Trooper.

Probably would of been a better job if a chick was involved...

but still, good job.

i was hanging out for a while with a girl dressed as a penguin, that was really fucking weird.

i went out in a full on gorilla suit last night for a mate's 21st. messy night. ended up faceplanting the road while i was walking home so now have a massive graze and lump on my forehead, apparently i didn't stick my arms out. i've also never been so hot in my life, in a club in a furry full body suit...

Me sooooo drunk!!!
Me go fastfood now!
Me fastfood now! Made out with 3 Girls jlbut too drunk! Me sleep now!




Je drunk

Rock on mates!

I sleep


Represent!!!

you got hot in the gorilla suit????
i got the same question from people at parklife wearing <<<< that suit, it went something like this.

Person:(stops me on the rave floor) aren't you really hot in that suit?

me: nah, its actually quite cool in here, it deflects the heat a bit like insulation.

Person: Wow!! really??!!

me: no of course not you fool its f#cking boiling in here (walk my seperate way)

Thats the scoop mentality. I hooked up with my mates ex girl and another dudes gf last weekend at a pimp and hoe party. Horrible idea

Sounds about right fella, at one point i had the mask off, bright red and sweating like a welders arse crack and some guy comes up to me saying "don't you think you're gonna get hot in that?". his powers of observation were amazing.

man I love swedish girls. fuck my im super drunken. swedish girls though fuck.

Im so fucking drunk right now !! lol

fabio, um die uhrzeit schon?

oh my gosh, you will not believe how drunk i was yesterday.

been snowkiting, went to get a snack for 20 minutes, came back and saw....nothing. damn fuckers ripped my kite and my harness! psycho4 10m...GONE

so i decidet to get mofo drunk and i was succesfull

cant remember the period between 1 and 3. checked my mobile this morning and had a HUGE call-out list. man i must have called half of the world and i dont even know bout it...! greets to jan at this point, sorry for interupting you

such a bad hangover day and now i gotta drive another 300k

i am finally sober.. since wensday morning ive been hammered off my face continually until this morning. 5 day hang over sucks shit.

week was awsome ay got hammered every day, thursday my m8s were tryin to get an ambo for me cuzi was too fucked n thaught i needed stomach pump but i convinced them that i didnt need it by running away and hiding in some chicks chalet haha after a brief shower i was set to get em wet. fuuck them 3 cartons lasted me less than 2 days, averagin 30 beers per day + lots of jagerbombs, mother fuckers, tequila shots, and the avo punch which i seemed to be the only one drinkin... that punch fucked me royal on thursday. all we lived of is steak mothers, v's beer. beer , beer, shots shots beer shots beer beershots.. etc fuckn happy i finished school coz some of them cunts are the biggest cock blocks haha made my life insanely hard but i won so them mother fuckers hu cant drink for shit can get fukd!

ahhh now im going to hybernate for next 4 days to catch up on that shit we call sleeping? not sure what it is but i think i need some.