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capt. crunch
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:48 am 
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well im sitting here... 5.50 in the avo still drunk since last night, its my m8s 18th and after town we got home n whipped up some badd assd punch. good day good day...

ps that chik is a root n a half 8)
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ok im not drunk right now, but i was....yetserday:D

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haha that rock hand looks so kookish :eek:

2nd pic
http://www.kitejunkie.com/galerie/album ... 2-0121.jpg

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capt. crunch
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:52 pm 
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soo im sittin here at 2.45... the mother catches me sneakin in when i shuda bin home earlier kos i got my uni entrance ranking exams this week, came home drunk off my face and high as a kite lol....

yer some fyne asss bitch gave me 4 massive golden nuggets in exchange for a lift home which she never needed in the end kos her hot bitch of a mate picked her up...

fuck man this was the GAYEST BIGGEST KOCK TEASING PARTY i have ever been to... this chick tht gave me nuggets lead me on al nite to not put out... this otehr chik who owns the hosue just teases me on and on n never spreads emm.... fuck wat was wrong with these girls 2night its like moral standards slapped em in the face all of da sudden!!!!! NOT FUCKN HAPPY BOYS NOT FUCKN IMPRESSED AT ALL!!!! soo now im sittin here, in shit fro drivin the olds cars whilst baked and drunk and not a stitch of pussy to be smelt, not even my booty call bitches are available today what the fuck is wrong tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sooo this is my drunk post... still got a lil nugget of joy waitin to be choofed b4 hittin the sack alll by my seeelf hahah that song played in my head as i typed that shit.. fuck im a sad cunt tonight! i blame these exams


PEACE OUT SCOOP TROOPERS AND I HOPE UZE HAD A BETTAH NIGHT!

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hahahaha!!

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cock-block in effect!!!
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Drunk again and passed out. I tried to pull "help me to win a contest on kitescoop" on this chick. After I pulled the camera out shit did not work out very well. Maybe I need more wine.
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hahaha, capt. crunch you just won the drunk thread :D
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:08 pm 
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Cowboy Bubbler wrote:
Drunk again and passed out. I tried to pull "help me to win a contest on kitescoop" on this chick. After I pulled the camera out shit did not work out very well. Maybe I need more wine.


Hey, Jahmaze got it dialed. You should ask him what lines he drops to get the chicks wet for the camera.

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Cowboy Bubbler
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Hey Jahmaze you should share some of your tactics with fellow scoopers. Contest is not doing very well. No legit entry's yet.
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"ich hab mich angeschnallt, ja! ja
ich ich hab mich weggeknallt, ja! ja" (with these in europe allowed brainfcking "asshole-legal" alcoholics only!)
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PS: can't stand all the fucking narcotics like alcohol, but sometimes life takes this unwelcomed brain-cells asshole-fucking way. :whip:
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ist das system, ja! ja
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capt. crunch
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boys if you would be as kind as to extend the contest till december... i got exams atm so not much time to get my shit in... and im going away for a week of full on party at school leavers.... i will get many a photo for the scoop... damn how am i gna get the scoop logo on though my freehand skills are shit n i dno how to make stickers lol...

if i made a stencil wat can i use to paint it on thatl come of...

i just gona write on em with zinc and just print otu kitescoop.. my writing skills are dismal but its the content of the shot not the quality of my handwriting gettin judged right?
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capt. crunch
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ps... if i got internet... or even if i dont il hit this up after... just save the stories as they come up.. but im sure im gna have a king story to tell after 25th - 30th trip of mine..
8)
with lots of scoop coverage if i can force some in.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:20 am 
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Yea, might have to push the closing date back a month - so far there have been no worthy entries.

As far as the logo, make a stencil, stick it on a chick, and rub chocolate on that, should stay long enough for a photo... if you're even thinking about the Scoop by then.

Which you should be. Always.

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capt. crunch
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the scoop my friend works as a triple bonus... 1 i can use it to get the interest.. 2 i get a shirt wen i win and 3 i probably get laid...

ive done it before just didnt use scoop as i was a foot hook dangler but used some shitty local comp as a excuse... il try to remember the stencil n shit though no promises.
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hows this for 5 days worth of drinking... + a tequila bottle offcourse.. haha i think il be set 8)


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