Drunk Thread

JaNn · **Posted:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:16 pm

otte wrote:

fabio, um die uhrzeit schon? ;-)

oh my gosh, you will not believe how drunk i was yesterday.

been snowkiting, went to get a snack for 20 minutes, came back and saw....nothing. damn fuckers ripped my kite and my harness! psycho4 10m...GONE :evil:

so i decidet to get mofo drunk and i was succesfull

cant remember the period between 1 and 3. checked my mobile this morning and had a HUGE call-out list. man i must have called half of the world and i dont even know bout it...! greets to jan at this point, sorry for interupting you ;-)

such a bad hangover day and now i gotta drive another 300k

was ok

:D so I had a small break in between

haha

adamski... · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:09 am

i dunno if any of yall ever tried this but eggo waffles with peanut butter and maple syrup is fuckin amazin!!

otte · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:41 am

hahahaha....we got a kook right here

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Cowboy Bubbler · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:48 pm

Bump, bump. WTF is going on here?

Jibbs · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:20 am

adamski... wrote:

i dunno if any of yall ever tried this but eggo waffles with peanut butter and maple syrup is fuckin amazin!!

AAhhh.......that is da shit, but........try french toast with peanut butter and maple syrup din you gotts da bomb digetty!!!!!!!!!!!!

alias · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:02 am

i get drunk everynight, im recovering from last nights events and im at the beach. i spend all my money on getting wasted and eat rice and drink coffee as my diet because i spunk all my money getting wasted, i ride for like 5 hours a day if its windy then do the samething at night that i did last night...im hurting bad now but the wind is coming and cold water fixes my hangovers gooooooooooood........... my addition to the drunk thread (hows your 9-5 office jobs going)

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:30 pm

FUUCK THIS SHIT! sooo its my m8s 18th, get fucked up and my roots waiting at a club called capitol... we cant go in kos someof my m8s are juvie cunts n they got finga print ID>.. WTF???? anyway yeah partied on caught taxi home kos my place to stay

got fucked up sooo 80 bux later im at my house wit no keys,,,, jump da fence to get in the back door hopin its unlocked... sneak through neighbours yard jump fence n hear step dad say WTF DO YOU WANT U LIL FUCKER in a unrecokgnisable acceent n voice kos im used to him speaking afrikaans to me and hes speakin english, im smashed off my face n just shat bricks not knowin wtfs going on!? then i clicked... haahhah needa find some fresh undies, breaking to your own house = great failure hahah yaager bombs on the house = a big fucking lets get drunk off our tits hahaha

peace out scoopers

ps dont try breakin into yur own house it fails heaps. i live about 30 mins drive from most of my mates..

pss dont catch taxies they break ur balls for moneys

psss dont go out with juvie under aged mother fuckers kos they fuck up ur chances of having happy endings on a night.

pssss peace out troopers

1 bottle of beer on the wall 1 bottle of beer, wtf is it doing there into my stomach goes the beer on the wall.

to blind · **Posted:** Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:07 pm

in tokyo tonight, back at hotel, too much karaoke. They have double quater pounders here, I guess no one is obese yet,

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:48 am

you can request pounders.. try it, we do it here in aus... perfect post kiting meal... well not really but its nice and filling.

new on the BK / hungry jacks menu in OZ: ANGRY WHOPPER

ostendlocal · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:36 am

pff wtf, what a party.. Still drunk, can't understand how wrong it was haha,
guy puking on himself while saying he didn't hahahaha
fuck, funny sometimes when you dance with a chick, and you lower your pants while she doesn't see hahahaha

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:03 am

ddude where did this thread go hahaha

ive had a few stories to add to it but im lazy to type it out.. just bumpin this shit back up to the top of the page...

oh and if someone throws a girls shoes in the water infront of a very ponsy pub on a jetty the politically and morally correct thing to do is get your gear off jump in and piss off security haha all time fun

alias · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:46 pm

uhhh well the other night i was tanning some chick and needed to crap so bad i lost it half way through and made my excuses and left :eek:

hitting an alltime low there!

p.s. aaaahahah it was 7am i was steaming drunk (like 12 rums drunk) and had to teach aesson at 11 that morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking man!!!!!!!

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:35 pm

my all time low was a m8s gf's 18th... i polished off a bottle of tequila on my own in under 2 hours before going out... i threw up all through the taxi just as we got there, got charged 70 bucks cleaning fee, my m8 took my wallet n took money out to pay for it, when i realised i proceeded to abusing the fuck out of the limp dicked driver haha i even gathered a crowd that were cheering and encouraging me as i abused him.. some how charmed my drunken ass into skipping the MASSIVE line and gettin in free... got kicked out for pissing and yacking in the urinal at the same time... got let back in because im a legend... hooked into a chick, she freaked because i stunk n i told her i jsut yacked n asked her wat it tasted like.. she freaked slapped me n stormed off.. random bloke comes n asks me wtf just happened n i told him some crazy whore just yacked on my shirt sleeve, showed him a stain and then he laughed his arse off at my miss fortunes and bought me a jug of beer haha champion...

bitches aint shit son

TheGreek · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:37 am

capt. crunch wrote:

my all time low was a m8s gf's 18th... i polished off a bottle of tequila on my own in under 2 hours before going out... i threw up all through the taxi just as we got there, got charged 70 bucks cleaning fee, my m8 took my wallet n took money out to pay for it, when i realised i proceeded to abusing the fuck out of the limp dicked driver haha i even gathered a crowd that were cheering and encouraging me as i abused him.. some how charmed my drunken ass into skipping the MASSIVE line and gettin in free... got kicked out for pissing and yacking in the urinal at the same time... got let back in because im a legend... hooked into a chick, she freaked because i stunk n i told her i jsut yacked n asked her wat it tasted like.. she freaked slapped me n stormed off.. random bloke comes n asks me wtf just happened n i told him some crazy whore just yacked on my shirt sleeve, showed him a stain and then he laughed his arse off at my miss fortunes and bought me a jug of beer haha champion...

bitches aint shit son

Your posts are fucking hilarious man

ticks · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:03 am

How was that a low??? Alright ya yacked on your shirt, had puke mouth but you got to wash it down with free beer. Sounds like a win.

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