Drunk Thread

tweak · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:08 am

Sometimes I get to stoned and think I've pissed myself.

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:07 am

ticks wrote:

How was that a low??? Alright ya yacked on your shirt, had puke mouth but you got to wash it down with free beer. Sounds like a win.

yeah i know.. i just like to pretend i have drinking lows sometimes hahaha...

LOL at tweak, i used to get that sometimes when u get hellla blazed then u feel like u hell needa take a slash but when u go for one nothign happens haha

aaron. · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:03 am

i might be years behind on this one, but this site is funny shit:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

if feel i've received a lot of these texts in the past couple years of drunkenness

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:04 am

oh the worst is the txt in the morning saying hey hehe what did u want last night?
then they go on about catching up and doing all friendsy shit when really u only had one goal the night before and that was a booty call bahaha

Stone · **Posted:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:56 pm

aaron. wrote:

i might be years behind on this one, but this site is funny shit:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

if feel i've received a lot of these texts in the past couple years of drunkenness

That site has officially wasted 2+ hours of my life. Damn, some of that shit is hilarious.

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:31 pm

sheeiiit son i shud stop rabblin on scoop wen im drunk...

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:36 pm

bwaahahahaha i just realised im a core whore now yeah respect my authoritayyy

smund · **Posted:** Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:00 pm

my fucking cARd got gaged by a motherfucking ATM!! BITCH i typed the correct code got damn... 4x times

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:04 pm

jumping festival fences is shit ton of fun and makes the festival soo much better because when its free you dont feel like u dropped 130clam on what could be a sack of balls.

ilGrezzo · **Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:38 pm

tweak wrote:

Sometimes I get to stoned and think I've pissed myself.

yeah it happens to me too

Cowboy Bubbler · **Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:44 pm

Did a keg stand last night. Assholes didn't stop when my head shaked. Beer started shooting out of my nose. Good times.

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:55 pm

coming down so harsh today

im in two parts now, finish this assignment worth 60% of a unit thats due today.. or go for a kite with a hectic cold... hmmmm

alias · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:34 am

i was drinking a a competition regestration on saturday, pretty drunk at 1pm whilst signing the papers hahahah

capt. crunch · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:59 pm

how do you let ur friends know they hookin into fat ugly bitches up in a club without sounding llike a str8 up cock blocking cunt?

bwahahaha my m8 was hooking into this fat ugly bitch tonight n i let him know he was cuttin the wrong grass but he cut sick at me callin me a cock block so i left him be n let him take the dog bitch home n jst went off to mee with other cats i knew.... wahahahaha i wonder how long it takes him to sober up n realise hes fucking a whale,... booties at the door son :wink:

ticks · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:41 pm

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy ... -beer.html

The title says it all. Brain was working body not so much.

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