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im not sure what the quotes a bout but to be fair he's in the masters category so it means he's an old cunt.

And to be fair, some of the masters in Australia actually ripped at the last nats. There was a dude throwing down crow mobes when even people in the opens werent doing that...

which clown was doing that? howd this guy win?

I dunno what happened haha I didn't really pay that much attention to the whole thing (yes I was judging), the only thing I remember is amping everyone up when old bud was gonna throw down his crow mobe. You could tell a mile off, he would switch to toes and then do this super long proggresive load up, it was super strange but it worked haha. "Here comes crow mobe dude! yessssss oi check this everyone", thats about how much time I had before he did it haha.
Sam and Tom were there to, maybe they know what happened.

Scotty Solar is the bloke. Nice dude for a septic tank. Rides with us a fair bit. Hasn't landed one since the Nat's.

at our spot either flysurfer or best is in the trees...

tarifa..

this last weekend the flysurfer r&d and "pro" team honored us with their visit at our local beach.
they were testing a prototype of a new flysurfer tubekite.
obviously they were evaluating other brands tubekites, because they had about every ozone kite from 2011 there.
never seen so many kooks, looping and danging around and causing collisions and sketchy situations in such a short period of time.

should have taken some pics but was too busy ducking and hiding from kites out of control.

King of Austrian Kooks

fuck, he's got it all, godlike even!!!!

no wait, no gloves

what would complete that kook package would be a board reel, your not a true kook without that strapped to your hip, but he does have the gojoe or what ever that thing is called. I like to call people like that gear queers, they have every accessorie known to man strapped to there body. Weve got a guy who rides flysurfers and has a camelbak strapped to him, and he posts every session he rides. Here is his recent video hahhaha

http://vimeo.com/27720869

after further investigation I also overlooked the fact that there's no super sea specs anywhere
to be seen, damn, was so close.....


Gonna call up the mates and have a UBER KOOK DAY, really show these wannabe's how to do
it wrong.

anyway where does a person find all the getup tho???

Bahahaha! Looks like he uses a buttplug to hook in.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha,

you would think at that angle he would unhook, thats some gay ass fruity tooty shit!